I was photographing a large male moose from not very far away, when my girlfriend yelped loudly twice.
I asked her to stop as the moose was showing some obvious disturbance.
She eventually pulled open her pantyhose and drooled/laughed/cried maniacally and asked me to help when she realized that the
'soft lump' she had been feeling through her clothing turned out to be a large, round spider that crawled from the back to the
front of her body via the only passage available. Spider was quickly released unharmed into the grass.